Naked Boating








 

Caught your prurient eye, did I?

Well simmer down. Today I write about the realm of bareboat chartering. Contrary to what the name might imply, it simply means chartering a sailboat without a captain. It has nothing to do with boating au natural.  To the uninitiated, I suppose chartering a captained sailboat and letting someone else run the show might be interesting. I would counter, however, that paying for a captain takes all the fun out of it. After all, what could be more exciting than  taking temporary possession of someone else’s quarter million dollar piece of machinery, and, never having operated it a day in your life, sailing it out into the middle of the ocean and hoping that you will figure out how the thing works  before you kill yourselves?

We have been on many boats and gone to many a strange territory, and so far have emerged unscathed, other than becoming addicted to the game itself. Each boat has its cool features and its peccadillos. There is no such thing as the perfect boat. We have figured out what makes for a successful bareboat cruise, and we shop our boats carefully, but there is always that shaking -off- the- rust period, and a healthy dose of McGivering—having to jury rig when things don’t go as planned. My Joe can look at something mechanical and pretty much figure out why it is not doing what it is supposed to do. You cannot sail if you do not have a Joe on board.

Today we  motored out of our home port marina  on the southeast of Tortola, pointed into the wind and tried to raise the mainsail. That was after trying  to figure out the multiple erroneously marked  lines (“sheets”, we sailors call ‘em).
We isolated the main sheet and pulled and tugged. Nothing happened.    We didn’t panic.... Been there, seen that problem.  We knew something was hanging  up the mainsail, and after a few minutes saw that the sail battens were getting stuck on a spar high on the mast. Joe whipped and lassooed (“hee haw!!) the line until it snapped free. Then we could move on to our favorite moment...when you know the wind is in the sails and you can shut down that damn motor and the only sound is the whoosh of wind and wave. The boat soars and you are free and the world around you is beautiful and the sun is warm and the ocean is blue and grand and some new, undiscovered adventure lies ahead.  And that, my friend, is why we bareboat.

Oh, and for the record , there is in fact occasional nudity.
 
Julianne 
 November 25, 2016
 Bolongo Beach, Tortola  5:47 PM  November 18th, 2016